CollegeHumor's first Broadway musical since (LOL)Cats.
It's just a game. Right?
A little text can be a big deal.
When ink argues – it's permanent.
Better than anything Michelle Wie has...
You gotta love her! Or else she gets angry.
These are real, and really gross.
Why should automakers and banks get all the love?
I had been dating a girl in college for about two months. One night on our way to dinner she told me that here parents were in town and that they were meeting us there. Being pretty good with parents, I was not too worried. Dinner went ok, and after we went to a movie. After buying a tub of popcorn, her mom opened a rain poncho and spread it over our four laps and dumped the popcorn out on it. We continued to eat trough style during the movie, as I stared down my date and she apologized over and over. I have never felt more like white trash in my life. We broke up a week later.
-Brian, Fl
The first time I had sex with my ex-boyfriend, when I lost my virginity, he asked me afterwards if I felt like a woman. I was going to laugh but saw he had a straight face. I still have no idea whether he was joking or not; I really, really hope he was.
-MJ
I walked in on my parents having sex when I was 5. I didn't know any better at the time, so they convinced me they were training for American Gladiators
-John B.
On a first date a girl told me: "I can't wait to get married so I can let myself go." There was no second date.
-Jon, UF
Once when I was interning for a state representative a constituent called and yelled at us because it wasn't raining enough. He thought the state should cloud seed over his neighborhood because all of their plants were dying.
- Amy, Southwestern University
I work at Best Buy, and the amount of UNBELIEVABLE stupid questions/requests that I get are borderline unforgivable to the point where I want to give up on humanity. Case in point, A guy walked up to me with a Canon ink cartridge, looked me dead in the eye, and asked if it was a webcam.
- Otto, School Not Given
This guy used to be the most famous sports here in Japan. Then he was banned for 50 games for using performance enhancing swords.
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Stephanie Peterson, Kennesaw State University
The other day my mom asked if youtube videos "expire" because one video she was watching didn't load all the way.
k Funk
From the other room I just heard my mother shout out in frustration, "I so suck at clip art!"
Bryan S, F&M
My mom just got a new cell phone. She was setting up her voicemail on it and wanted to see if she did it correctly so she asked me to call her. I called her phone and she picked up so I told her to just let it go to voicemail. She said OK. I called back and she picked up again. This happened two more times until I took the phone away from her.
Any of these ways to die would be great, all the other people in heaven would be mad jealous
You're not helping, Yahoo
"No, it's not the first two parts of the motto that I think might be questionable"
OH GOD! NO! AHHHHHH! NO!
Hey lardo, now you can celebrate 4th of July from your computer. You're welcome
Joanna is a Sexy Soccer Wife
I don't know guys, Captain Gridiron is pretty cool
Will Smith, Keyboard Cat, and insulting an epic fail of a Knicks coach? YES PLEASE
He'd probably be pretty pissed if he saw this. Luckily, he has a 56k so it'll probably never load
Surprisingly enough, this is one of many Internet lists that feature a masturbating bear
You guys can stop looking. I've found the best Web site
And that dream team went on to form Microsoft
I thought humans and fairies were peaceful, but I guess we could be peacefuller
The videogame theme song quiz
What, no RSS feed? How am I supposed to get updates?
Lindsay is hot and whatnot
She likes us! She really likes us!
Roses wear red
You guys aren't even trying any more
Awesome. Now someone from REM die so they'll do "It's the End of the World as we Know it"
It's finally summertime, which means the triumphant returns of the sexy girl is upon us. Submit pictures of your...
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