Live with marker on your face or die. Make your choice.
Adobe improves Photoshop again.
Michael Jackson lives! (In gymnast form)
It should go yellow card, red card, full Lambert.
Why talk about eternal salvation when there are REAL issues to worry about.
From Hardly working to the White House.
It's true what they say about violence. It solves everything.
This isn't so bad. Not until they start the training.
Jon learns that his serial killer tendencies lost him a job or two.
video
Breaking everything doesn't fix anything.
Dave: Hey, neighbor, can I ask you something?
Bill: City hall. Rain cloud. Dollar sign.
Dave: Um, yeah. Listen, I really need a friend. My boss says I can't get promoted until I get one and learn something about cooking. Life in politics is not what I imagined.
Bill: Soccer ball. Earth. Ghost!
Dave: Uh...huh.
Bill: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Pause.
Dave: So....you watch any sports or anything?
Bill: Backrub?
Dave: Um, no thanks. I only ask because my TV only gets four channels, and they all speak this non-sense jibberish language. It's so weird.
Bill: Backrub?
Dave: Uh, still no, thanks.
Bill: Tickle!
Dave: Haaaa...very funny. That was not at all awkward.
Bill: We're friends now.
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Alex, School Not Given
You refused to take out the trash, wash your dishes or clean your side of the sink so I cleaned your side of the sink along with your microwave with my dirty socks and rung the water into energy drink the other day.
Brittani B, VSU
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I know, I know. It's more than a week after Halloween. But do hot girls in revealing costumes ever get old? I'm gonna go with no. Sexy pirates and vampires are never out of season.
In fact, we should institute some kind of second Halloween to give girls an excuse to do this more often. Maybe even make it a weekly occurrence. We can give it its own day, maybe replace Wednesday.
Wednesday is awful anyway. I mean, beginning of the week or end of the week? MAKE UP YOUR MIND, WEDNESDAY.
These cats are geniuses!
Nice to know that someone else does this everytime they're in the bathroom.
Ever find yourself saying "I wish there was a fail blog for optimists"?
Late Halloween Hotties
He's not wrong
You've Shot Yourself. Now What? An Athlete's Guide
It's a shame that hot girls have to grow old. I bet you topless underwater lady doesn't look nearly as good at 60.
I would have enjoyed this when I was five. I enjoy it now, too
You know your fans are in it for the music when you're performing in lingerie.
I wouldn't be pissed if Ben and Jerry's made Cherry Garcia bagels
It says something when you're the hottest of a group of 20-something girls who spend their free time doing handsprings. Mostly, it says that you're really hot.
Just think, before Google Maps only people in airplanes could appreciate a prank like this
Give the guy a break. It's not like he reads teleprompters for a living.
Their advice starts well, but they get de-railed about halfway. Must have been distracted by the porn.
They're out of our league, but not as out of our league as supermodels. HENCE, "girls next door."
In a perfect world, we'd all be wearing bread shoes
Maya is a Sexy Electrician
If only I had this page during elementary school english. And middle school English. And college English
If these are the outtakes, I'd love to see the intakes. Oh, they published those? Right. Gotcha.
This actually makes motorcycle gangs sound lame
Crucial Man is meant to instruct you in all the things you never learned because you were too busy watching Internet videos, like how to shave or how to throw a devastating punch.
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