It's prom season, which means it's time for some of you to swallow your pride, get down on one knee and buy some person pizzas until he/she agrees to be your date. Of course, this may not be your exact method, but whatever it is, we hope you didn't go stag because THAT would be embarrassing.

1. Write a song

1. Stoner walks into his buddy's off-campus apartment

2. Stoner

   Just took one of the top ten most epic naps of my life, dude. Spark one up — let the 420 festivities officially begin.

3. He makes a gong noise.

4. Jack

   Jesus, Danny, where have you been?!

5. Stoner

   Uhh, aforementioned epic nap, homie. Honestly, now that I've given it a little more thought, it could be a formidable contender against the Independence Day Nap of '09. Remember that one, Jacky Boy?

6. Jack

   Danny, no one's seen you in weeks!

7. He eats loose peanut butter out of his pocket…

8. Stoner

   Huh?

9. Jack

   We called in a missing persons report. Student volunteers searched the woods for days. We held a funeral, man!

10. Stoner

    Alright, stop messin' with me, dude. I'm sorry I'm a little late, but it's still 4:45 on 420, let's just blaze the f*ck out.

11. He makes another gong noise

12. Jack

    It's May 17th!