Let's get this Delorian up to 69 MPH.
There's no such thing as a good idea.
An epic battle between man and box.
The toughest game of the year: the "getting to know you" game.
Transvestite fail.
Tackling old people = profit.
You think this is funny, but this dog just laid off thousands of workers.
Recommendation: Watch in full screen.
It's like a TV show that makes you buy stuff.
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I work part time at a lingerie store so usually Christmas time and Valentine's Day are times when we have more male customers in the store than usual. So to increase sales, we are told to wear our best push up bras and lower cut shirts to try to sell more (I call it "whoring it up") This one guy came in, looked at all of the other sales staff and found me and said "I've looked all over the store and you are the only associate who I think can help me - my wife's boobs looked like yours twenty years ago... do you have any lingerie that will hold them up to make them look like yours again?"
-K, Royal Roads University
I work in the kitchen at an old folks home. One night a patient took his food tray, ate his dinner, and proceeded to take a sh*t on the tray. Even worse, the nurse's aide looked at the sh*tty tray and thought the right thing to do was put it back in the cart to be sent back to the kitchen. Needless to say the smell when we opened the cart was pretty remarkable.
-Anonymous
While working at a store called "Family Video" I had a few fun times. One time a long-haul trucker came into the store, rented some adult movies and went out to his truck. He returned 30 minutes later to bring the movies back......
-Tony
Gnilley is a new game about yelling at everything. The angrier you yell at the game, the better you do. It's the opposite of most games, where you only yell at the TV after the game has defeated you.
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It's the Tuesday before Valentine's Day, which means you only have six days to convince your girlfriend that you’ve been thinking about this occasion since the day you met. Luckily, I'm here with a day-by-day breakdown of what you should be doing.
I Would Dry For You: If you’re planning on wearing a button-down shirt to dinner, today’s the last day you can drop it at the dry cleaners. Make sure to point out any particularly brutal stains so they can spot treat them. If your shirt is heavily patterned so that you can’t really see the stains, don’t worry. You’ll need to throw that shirt away anyway, because it sounds super ugly.
| Year | Junior |
| School | Aveda Institute St. Petersburg |
Hipster puppies are way cooler than you. They eat vegan dog biscuits and only listen to underground dog whistles; none of that mainstream bullsh*t. Also, they sniff each other's butts ironically.
People in happily committed relationships may skip this section and go back to knitting scarves and listening to the "Love Actually" soundtrack. Or whatever the hell it is those people do.
Trevor's right hand is a total slut
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
I find your lack of love disturbing
Turkey Cheese Fries Get Your Heart Bumpin'
Hipster Puppies
Handbras: Hot or so hot?
Puppies are the worst. They can't even eat right
I like girls, girls, girls, girls. Girls, I do adoooore
She's hot with AND without glasses. INSANE, I KNOW!
Also, the first person to beat labyrinth while wearing Adidas shorts
One onion ring to rule them all
Snooki is well-traveled
HE WAS A STICK FIGURE ALL ALONG
Play Robot Unicorn Attack!
Read this caption in Jay Leno's voice: So, Anne Hathaway. She's pretty hot. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?
Looks like this hot link, *puts on sunglasses*, wanted to get hotlinked
Quick, Internet! Pay attention to her!
Sick burn, John Locke. Sick burn.
To his credit, that fence was a total badass
It's like a snowday, MINUS the fun!
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