Alright, so you've decided to do the stay up all night and study thing. And yeah, you feel pretty good about it. Actually great! You've got some coffee, maybe some Red Bull, all of your study material is laid out. This is gonna be just fine…

But, no, it's 5 a.m. and now you wanna tear your hair out. HAPPY FINALS!

Drinking coffee at 10 p.m. during a study session

We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.

Chubby Checker Gets Creepy

As far as popular dances go, The Twist is pretty innocuous. But the man behind said 1960's dance craze, one Chubby Checker, revealed a darker side of himself eeeeever so briefly during the performance of his comeback single "Knock Down the Walls" on the Early Show back in 2008. The song is weird enough. The band, even weirder (I'm looking at you, back-up singer wearing cargo shorts and a visible phone holster on national television). But make it into the guitar solo, and past the high-kick, and you will bear witness to a moment of sexual yearning so intense that you will never be able to do the twist quite the same way again. It is truly bizarre, and also responsible for quite possibly the hardest I have ever laughed in my life.

The Photo Shoot
Put one of the victim's hands in their pants. In their other hand, place any publication that isn't usually considered porn. (Hint: any obscure hobby or children's magazine should yield hilarious results.)

Generation Shame
Call the victim's parents and share their most incriminating stories. If you're really trying to make someone feel ashamed, this is the most direct route possible. No point beating around the bush.

The Gotye
Take off their clothes and paint their body so they blend in seamlessly with the background. Now they're just somebody that you used to be awake with.

While we were bored and ever-so-slightly delirious in hour whatever of the All-Nighter, we invented a new super-simple, super-stupid, yet oddly amusing new Wikipedia game: "It Truly Was The Greatest Wikipedia Game".

All you have to do is add this specific sentence to the end of any Wikipedia entry, save it, and take a screengrab (you can send us your own examples here!) And now, here are 20 examples of what we're talking about:

We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.

Hedgehog's First Keg Stand

For much of 2012 I was in charge of monitoring CH's late, great uPick section, and Hedgehog's First Keg Stand, submitted by Aaron Emch, was BY FAR my favorite item. For months after approving it, I would scroll through the recent Pet Stories uPicks just to upvote it and feel outraged that no one else was doing the same thing.

My enthusiasm about this picture goes way beyond the surface-level enjoyment of seeing a cute hedgehog doing a typically human activity. Like all the best pictures, it tells a story. I mean, I already know so much about the hedgehog's owner, who's barely even in the picture: I know that he has a rockin' sense of style from his chill-ass silver thumb ring. I know that he cares deeply about animals since he threw his 'hog a birthday party with not one but TWO kegs. I know he appreciates wordplay enough to name that party "Thrills and Quills." And I know that I will marry him someday.

So you have to stay up all night and study. Well that sucks. But that doesn't mean your midnight snacks have to be as boring as that term paper you're desperately trying to edit. Coffee may be your special elixer tonight, but that mug of yours-she's a beaut-use her for more than just your caffeine addiction. Time to bake some goodies in between snorting lines of liquid crack.

1. Coffee Cup Quiche

Rosie fell asleep midway through the All-Nighter, so we were obligated to teach him a lesson on following through with your responsibilities. Next time he won't forget to take his shoes off – amateur.

In case you're missing ONE SECOND of our live stream, worry not — we've got a guy making GIFs of it on. the. spot. So far covered: our freestyle rap battle, our animal expert, gross cocktail trivia, and Hello My Name Is. Thanks, Anthony!

We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.

Sure this is a little sentimental, but I don't care, I like it. Plus it'll totally help me roundup more InterWeb tweens who like sappy stuff. Check out my Twitter page that I never update here kidz!

Not-So-Fun Fact: In second grade, during an indoor recess brought on by rain, I was playing tag with my shoelaces untied (a short-lived fad in my elementary school), when one of my unnamed "friends" [cough] Sam Haller [cough] stepped on my shoe-laces while chasing me in a heated game of tag. I chipped my front tooth pretty badly, and since then my other front tooth has suffered nerve damage and died. Thanks, Sam!

P.S. Veneers cost $3,000 pal!