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At first Elton John seems kind of cheesy but basically most of his songs are about having fun, falling in love, or not wanting to die or experience pain. How could you not love "Your Song"? It's yours.
Imagine Great Gatsby, The Invisible Man or any other really good Sparknotes you've ever read. Books are everything good about them but even more of it.
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A lot of people think that Miley Cyrus is promoting promiscuity in America's youth. Other people think that she's exploiting racial stereotypes. But say what you will, that racist whore can sing. Wrecking Ball has become the theme song for everything that's wrong with today's youth, but if you actually stop to listen to it you'll realize that it's actually an awesome '80s power ballad for the new millennium. It's like if Pat Benetar catered to the pedophile demographic.
Hurl all the criticisms you want at Mr. Martin's magnum opus. At the end of the day, if this song comes on and you don't immediately start wiggling your hips it means you must be paralyzed from the waist down, and I feel really bad right now. I'm sorry I yelled at you just now. You're so brave.
The worn wrapper has somehow melded with the cough drop to create a nearly unbreakable bond. You'll be able to scratch off most of with your finger, but some will refuse to get off. Rest assured, they wouldn't wrap food in paper if they didn't expect some people to eat it. It's not giving up, it's giving in!
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance? That was a decision you made and this is a not-so-friendly reminder telling you, hey, you waste a lot of money on stupid shit. And now you can't afford Christmas presents for your loved ones. Was it worth it? Do you even remember the plot?
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