by Kate Spencer October 25, 2007

Okay guys, I'm hauling A to rehab for a week, so I've got to lay on the gossip and get the eff out of here. I will start you off with some hotness, because you know this shizz is gonna get ugly.





Ugh - why didn't she get EVERYTHING else fixed too!? [HollywoodTuna]
Hot Hayden Panettiere is still dating her 30-year old co-star. He even gave her some promise ring for her birthday. He is promising to tap that ass as soon as she lets him. [DListed]
And finally, please enjoy the trailer for Paris Hilton's new "movie" Repo! The Genetic Opera. I'd suggest getting really stoned before watching it. Otherwise it will really make no sense. [IDLYITW]
In Papi, Youuuuuuuuuk, and Beckett I Trust,

Kate
by Jason Michaels at University of Illinois
by Kate Spencer at Bates
by Jake Hurwitz at Hunter College
"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
Nothing like fans setting an example. Or is it the players setting an example? Pretty funny as team officials realize fans are fighting -- and quickly pull the arena spotlight away from the growing melee.
!splitMore at Loldwell.com
Bolivian Police Sketch
Their greatest achievement since going to space.
The High School Teacher You're fresh off the plane, train or automobile and this is the first person you see-- an old high school teacher. Oh god. He's just out of your social age range but you still have to call him Mr. Daniels, and no, you're not g