The reviews are in! "If they don't put this on the front page, it's because they are illiterate cowards" [name redacted]
Fast food commercial or prostitute's ad-So tasty you can't put it down
-More meat than our competition
-5 dollar foot long
-Quailman Lil' Jon on Telemundo-"¡Sí!"
-"¡¿Qué?!"
-"¡Esta bien!"
-Daniel Eric LopezSigns My Clueless Dad Has Been Reading My CollegeHumor Comments:-"Hey Son, will you get your laundry out of the dryer? That's what SHE told me to tell you!"
-"It's good to have you back at home for the weekend, Son. Togetherness ffft-wuh"
-"Son, we don't tolerate faggots in this household"
-Happy Happy Happy ManPolitically Correct Sorostitute:"I'm, like, totally not a slut. I prefer the term 'sexually easygoing'. Gawd."
-LisaHow To Lose A Guy In 10 DaysDon't put out.
-Josh Carter
Cup Chick's computerless boyfriend tries to get the last word in after a nasty break-up:
"OH, and by the way?? Your breath smells like SHIT."
-Chase Mitchell
A Short ComparisonTHAN is bigger than.
-Jesse GoldSigmund Freud Tries StandupSo what's the deal with airline boobs? Crap, I mean... what's the dick with airline food? Wait no, I meant... I want to f*ck my mom.
-Kevin Slane I'm afraid to log in to my email at the library, I'm afraid somebody behind me looking at my monitor will see that my password is seven asterisks.
-Matt GormanDry Humor"The Sahara Desert covers 3.5 million square miles."
"Well, I'm 85 years old, of course there's going to be some friction."
"I would like some water, please."
-Adam Hrabik
The Right-Wing Absentee Father-to-beI'm going to name my son Global Warming. That way it will be easier to pretend he doesn't exist.
-Matt EnstromSend your 106% submissions to 106percent@gmail.com
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