Speaking of your commercials... you expect me to swallow this? Brazilian psychedelic music is a little out of your wheelhouse. It doesn't work. I think I liked you better back when you were shamelessly pandering to minorities. At least one of the Portuguese words in this song sounds exactly like "salmonella" (0:52). And you hear it right when a little kid takes a bite of food! Mmmmm... dangerous.
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"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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A handy flowchart showing how Thanksgiving night will probably go if you're a college student home from school.
Don't let your girlfriend "Yoko Ono" your score.
Thanksgiving is coming up, and you know what that means: there's a pretty good chance you're getting dumped this holiday season. Just so you're not caught off guard, here are the emotional stages that you will undoubtedly experience.
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I'm having trouble maintaining an erection during intercourse with my wife. Do you have any tips to help me perform better?Mike F., New JerseyI don't get it. Just look at her boobs. Or maybe you're gay or something, I dunno. She's naked, right? Just
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