The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesWhen explaining the impact of telegraph lines on the European military...
Professor: The telegraphs used morse code, a series of dots and dashes to convey military messages over long distances.
Dean's List: Was that what blind people used to talk?
During the discussion section after a lecture about the discovery of the New World...
Genius: Wait, so you mean Columbus was actually looking for something when he found America?
We were talking about the House of Representatives. The professor explained the act of gerrymandering as "Dividing a region into voting districts to give one party an unfair advantage in the election." As soon as she had finished that sentence, one Einstein spoke up...
My TA was talking about how degrees of longitude and latitude could be separated into minutes and seconds.
Professor: For this next assignment, you'll have to work in pairs.
Valedictorian: Do we have to work in pairs?
Professor: Yes.
Valedictorian: Like two?
by Conor McKeon at Rhode Island
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Jake Hurwitz at Hunter College
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
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So many different shows, you won't realize they're exactly the same!
They don't mean to be the bad guy here...
You skinny, even though you're fat in real life: How the world sees you is very important to you, but not as important as cake.
"I love sewage surfing, I just hate how the poop water makes my hair feel."
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Get rid of that Bush once and for all
Recording...
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