The Graphic Truth

The More Rush Events You've Gone To

by CH Staff February 11, 2009


Liver size
Number of greasy wings in your stomach
Poker games "won"
Real friends
Future checking account balance
Frats joined
Likelihood you'll have to raise a puppy for the next 4 months, then kill it as initiation
Likes 71   Recording...
Share this article
There are 76 comments. Signin or create an account to see them.
NEWER    OLDER
BFF
www.sportspickle.com

SportsPickle is your best and only source for satirical sports news. We'd like to say they're above poking fun of the WNBA, but we'd be lying. Go now!