"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
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Getting old people involved would be the one way you could make cup chicks even worse.
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Wanna know what else gets you chicks? Posting online tutorial videos on how to get chicks.
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"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
(at which point the dog wins the game)
Somebody has finally f*cked with the Jesus.
Gallant says, “please” and “thank you.” Goofus once killed a hooker because she got mouthy.