Action Pals love you. Action Pals hope that didn't come on to strong but thinks it would be really cool to meet your family. You and Action Pals are so alike. Action Pals would like to know what you are doing tonight. Action Pals is making it's famous meatloaf con carne. You should come. Action Pals has an extra toothbrush. Not that you have to use it but now you know it's there. Action Pals can't believe how pretty you are. Really, Action Pals just keeps looking at your mouth. Action Pals likes your mouth.
Thoughts
We all have them. Amirite?
Roommates
Sometimes living together can be hard.
Golden Kiss Mayo
Mayonnaise jingles and sexual harassment go together like mayonnaise and anything else that's fatty and disgusting.
Huge Dick
I Semened
Ding!
Weather Girl Audition
The weather is serious business. We can't have someone messing around while they're reading from a teleprompter and pretending to see things on a green screen.
Married Chicks
If you liked it than you should have put a ring on it. Oh, you did? I'm so sorry.
Married Chicks
If you liked it than you should have put a ring on it. Oh, you did? I'm so sorry.
Mustache Pizza
It's NOT what you expect. Especially if you're expecting something not having to do with mustaches or pizza.
