More surprising similarities from two seemingly unrelated things. Both the perfect girl and the perfect computer should have:
- Sleek, solid constructions
- Several compliant ports
- Interior free of dust or cobwebs
- Porn viewing potential
- Extensive firmware interface
- Quick start-ups
- Adjustable volumes
- Multiple hotkeys
- Compatibility with your existing hardware
- Upgrade potential
- Floppy support
- Virus-free systems
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