- “Man, Pauly Shore will never get old.”
- “The USA Basketball team will dominate the Olympics for eternity.”
- “What? Hockey’s never gonna stop being popular!”
- “Seriously though, Bio-Dome? Comedic gold!”
- “This Will Ferrell guy on SNL is going absolutely nowhere.”
- “The Bulls are immortal! Unforunately the same can’t be said about Michael Jordan’s father!”
- “Tupac and Biggie are gonna patch things up real soon, everything will be fine.”
- “Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman will never break up.”
- “The Cowboys could probably win, like, 3 more Super Bowls.”
- God Tracy Chapman is awesome, she’s not going ANYWHERE!
- “I know it’s like 5 years late, but I’m so glad the Gulf War is over. I hope our soldiers never go back.”
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Fixed it!
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