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Other Things I Would Like To See Black-Suit Peter Parker Do

by Jeff Rubin on

  • Hang out more with Bruce Campbell.
  • Fix that apartment door.
  • Trade in motor scooter for gun, start shooting at bad guys. Not instead of the webs, just in addition to.
  • Fight Batman.
  • Release a rap album.
  • Successfully hide that he is Spider-Man from a super-villain.
  • Gotten some black suit goo on Red Foreman, too.
  • Not dance.
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