This is an email confiscated from some girl’s computer regarding her plans for this past weekend…
Skanky Girl's Weekend Itinerary
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My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
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