Seven Steps to the Well Played Injury

1- Break wrist in a tragic kegstand related accident (or some other real injury)

2- Realize the potential of your misfortune and swear all witnesses to eternal secrecy
Abort plan if females are present; they can not be trusted

3- Drink until pain subsides (or just tough it out)

4- Obtain a flower bouquet of some kind

5- Go to girlfriend’s house and lie down under her balcony

6- Call girlfriend and tell her that you fell while trying to surprise her with flowers

7- Make sad puppy face while girlfriend pities the failure of your silly, drunken, romantic gesture instead of berating your for “injuring yourself while doing stupid drinking things with your stupid, drunken meat-head friends and ruining her spring”

Well played, sir, well played.