SK: Because there, in that moment, he knew his life was over.
TW: …and he said, ‘Cool, baby, I gots what ya need.’
SK: His knuckles bulged white against the steering wheel…
TW: (satirical but grossly inaccurate ethnic slang)
SK: (serious but accidentally humorous murder/sex scene)
Gore Vidal has entered the conversation
Gore Vidal: …and Henry James, with his mellifluous tenor’s voice, said to his greatest of friends, who sat, sweating but cheerful, among the Summer’s rays…
TW: Get out of here, Gore.
GV: But, I just thought…
SK: No, dude. Just, no.
GV: But I’m…
TW: A douche?
SK: lol!
GV: Fuck you guys!
SK: Aww… Don’t be sad, douche.
TW: LMFAO
Gore Vidal has left the conversation
SK: What a fag.
TW: Seriously.
SK: Anyway, a retarded kid, an alien clown and a psychic dog.
TW: What? Wasn’t that Dean Koontz?
SK: Hey, you’re right! Whoops.
TW: Don’t worry, it’s cool.
SK: Has that ever happened to you?
TW: What, confusing my stories with that of a lesser yet eerily similar author?
SK: Yeah.
TW: No.
Stephen King has left the conversation
TW: Douche.
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