10 Deductive Truths About Women With "Buttons" as Reference

1. There is absolutely nothing more enticing than a sexy, pulsating bass beat to lead a woman towards physical hedonism.
2. Once enticed, a woman will repeatedly ask someone of physical attractivness to “loosen up her buttons”, a colloquial invitation for one to remove the clothes of the invitor.
3. In order to facilitate this removal of clothing, women will purposely wear inappropriate sized apparel, which creates strain on these supposed “buttons”, and therefore favors their loosened state.
4. The sole reason for wearing this type of attire is to communicate to the opposite sex, through non-verbal transmission, that the contents of said attire culminate to one very “sexy mama.”
5. If this male is not aware of said woman’s intentions for consensual coitus through non-verbal transmission of said intent, she is then allowed to question target male’s affirmations in reference to the immensity of his manhood.
6. Women use the term “frontin’” in reference to a man’s conveyance of the quality of his love making through verbal maxims, however, he fails to provide physical evidence to prove so these truths.
7. Women tend to go for men who “[d]on’t leave [them] asking for more”, or who tend to leave them, at the end of the night, sexually gratified. However, “typical” men are “hardly the type [they] fall for”, and thus, the method of outwardly projecting their sexual desire through inappropriate attire leads these “typical” men supposedly wanting to “loosen up [their] buttons, babe.”
8. Women tend to sing in harmony, and also tend to present themselves in dress common of a high-class stripper.
9. If Women cannot get their message across to the men of their audience, a “hot, smooth verse dropped by the one and only D-O-double G” on the remix tends to clear up any confusion about said message.
10. Women tend to repeat their intentions over and over, as the lyrics “Loosen up my buttons, babe” are unceasingly said 18 times over the course of the song. They do not like to leave doubt in the minds of their suitors. However, this may be an artifact of the song, and thus, untrue.