The Hamburgler – “Well, Ron, burgers just don’t pay the bills, do they?
Tonythe Tiger – “They’re notthat great, you know.”
Mickey Mouse – “You’re putting Goofy in charge?!?!”
The Quaker – “Who the hell else you gonna find that eats oats? Mr. Ed is dead and he’s the only talking horse I know of!.”
The Geico Gecko – “Yeah, me and Erin Esurance are heading for Aruba. When am I coming back? Uhhh……I’ll get back to you.”
Kool-Aid Man – “Ohhhhhh Shit.”
Poppin Fresh – “I told you not to fucking poke me anymore!”
Scrubbing Bubble – “You know, a shitty job like this usually pays about $10.50 an hour.”
Punchy – “Too aggressive!? What the fuck do you mean too aggressive!? Don’t fucking touch me Lavern, I swear to God!!”
Joe Camel – “Whatever. I’m sure Kool will benefit from a badass like me. By the way, got a light?”
Energizer Bunny – “I’m tired.”
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Weed Strains Named After People You've Smoked With
Travel Posters for Lazy People
Bathroom Catastrophe
What Your Desk Toys Say About You
If You Had Dating Profiles Through Life
12 Different Types of Hangovers
You've had a lot of emotions about hockey, but "lust" is a first.
Oh, when I do it I get thrown out of the museum, but when it's a machine, it's "art"?
"Advice Number 1: Don't get involved with anyone like Don Draper."
I've always been into environmental awareness! Also, sexiness.
"Hair? Oh, this is gonna take a while."
Meanwhile in Japan, comedy websites are passing around cat videos and wondering why America is so weird.
At last, an explanation for the most mysterious nose in Hollywood.
She's been attending the Michael Jackson School of Cosmetics.
Your mom likes this list.
Levels: one. Time wasted: infinite.
