All right, I'll admit it. _______ turns me on.

All right, I’ll admit it, Oprah’s neck fat takes the shape of a vagina, and that really turns me on.

- D. Money

All right, I’ll admit it, Shrek turns me on.

All right, I’ll admit it, the fact that I could never be with Ellen Degeneres turns me on.

All right, I’ll admit it, Katie Marino turns me on…to American Idol.

All right, I’ll admit it, your dog sniffing my crotch turns me on.

All right, I’ll admit it, black women turn me on.

All right, I’ll admit it, www.hornymanatee.com turns me on.

All right, I’ll admit it, when Osama holds his AK-47 and talks dirty Arabic to me, it turns me on.

All right, I’ll admit it. A literal firecrotch turns me on.

All right, I’ll admit it, panda sex turns me on.

All right, I’ll admit it, the daydream I had yesterday where I was sitting in my backyard drinking a cosmo while listening to sigur ros and watching hummingbirds gracefully sip nectar from an ornate saffron-hued feeder while 4 baby bunny rabbits frolicked on the lush green grass while I got a beej from a 20-year-old Carmen Electra – really turned me on.

All right, I’ll admit it, the sight of my own penis turns me on.

All right, I’ll admit it, mud turns me on.

All right, I’ll admit it, Dancing With the Stars turns me on.

All right, I’ll admit it, the thought of my mom walking in on me while I masturbate turns me on.

All right, I’ll admit it, I don’t know what turns me on.

All right, I’ll admit it, the idea of getting a duck egg, incubating it, watching it hatch, naming the baby duck omicron, raising it as my pet, watching it mature into adulthood, and then chopping off its head, watching it bleed to death, plucking out its feathers, braising its sweet sweet duck flesh, and then enjoying it with some fine wine really turns me on.

All right, I’ll admit it, Skippy Creamy Peanut Butter turns me on.