A fan sent me this picture the other day and I thought we could have some fun with it. Let’s try “Possible thought processes of each frat guy in their respective poses…”
- This is exactly what I imagined college to be like…all dudes, half naked in a dimly lit basement.
- How far down does this thong have to be so people can tell I Nair the pubies?
- Been working out at the gym 24/7. Went misting the other day too. Can you tell? Plus, I just ordered a shield and spear on Ebay. Oh man, I’m such a Spartan.
- Hahah, I’m not even looking at the camera!!! This is CRAZY! I’ll take off my clothes dude, but the skull cap and cowrie shell necklace stay…it’s the source of my power!
- Nows as good time as any to flex. Facebook this. IMMEDIATELY!
- I was the kid in middle school who didn’t take his shirt off at pool parties.





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