Drop-Off Lines

You know those cheesy pick-up lines that got you into that frustrating relationship?

There’s only one known antidote, like water for fire or robots for cancer. It’s these zingers that’ll wind up your relationship quick!

1. It must have hurt… when you dragged yourself up from Hell.

2. Is it hot in here, or do you have some kind of glandular condition that causes you to sweat a lot?

3. Was your daddy a baker? Because you’re kind of obese.

4. (Throw water at them.) You should get out of those wet clothes. You know, eventually.

5. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d eliminate U.

6. What’s someone like you doing in a nice place like this?

7. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? Oh, sorry, I meant the fruit.

8. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because it looks as though there is something seriously wrong with your pants.

9. Is that a peanut in your pocket, or is that just the biggest erection you’ve ever experienced?