The Top Five Signs Your Roommate is a Werewolf

5. He disappears after sunset and you don't see him until the next day
4. He is always returning home with fresh cuts, bruises and torn clothes
3. He often can't recall what he did the night before
2. He denies being a werewolf when confronted
1. He dies when you shoot him with a silver bullet

Note: be careful not to confuse telltale werewolf signs with signs of alcoholism.

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