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Increasingly Disturbing Notes Left By My Roommate Doug, The English Major

Found September 4, at 3:43 p.m.




E-mailed to me while in Chem class, Dec 13, 4:34 p.m.



Found on desk, four days after I arrived home from spring break, March 23, 2:23 a.m.

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You Stink

At about 10pm, my roommate and I were in our normal habit of watching Adult Swim and playing random video games when all of a sudden we get a knock at our door. I go to open it and suddenly 2 guys burst in, with ninja wraps on their head, spray a lot of febreeze all over our stuff and run out leaving a note that says "You stink!". I was hurt until 5 minutes later... Read More » when a very apologetic ninja showed up and said that they got the wrong room. I don't know what I was hurt more over. Being called smelly or not being invited for revenge on the smelly Asian smokers next door.