| How old is your sister? | Your sister is hot |
| Wanna see what’s on ESPN? | Dude, stop watching Full House. |
| Wanna help me clean? | Want to pick your shit up? |
| Hey, my girlfriend is coming here this weekend. | Hey, you need to find somewhere to sleep this weekend. |
| Is it cool if I borrow your deodorant? | I borrowed your deodorant. |
| What time do you get out of class? | How long do I have to whack it? |
| Are you goin’ to eat? | Can I whack it? |
| You goin’ to throw out the trash? | Can I whack it? |
| You goin’ anywhere tonight? | Can I borrow your car? Can I whack it? |
| I need to get some studying done. | Turn off your Lou Bega CD. |
| I like this shirt. | I’m borrowing this shirt…and puking on it…then sneaking it back into your closet without washing it. |
| Dude…I kissed your sister | Dude…I boned your sister |
| My internet connection is messed up. | Can I watch porn on your computer? |
| Dude I haven’t gotten laid in so long. | Wanna hook up? |
| Just kidding. | Don’t tell anyone. |
| Do you have any lube? | Do you have any lube? |
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