Yahoo! recently reported that "Ugly Betty" star America Ferrara's smile has been insured for ten million dollars by Aquafresh White Trays. What other companies are using their products to buy insurance policies for stars?
- Trojan Magnum Condoms: Tommy Lee
- Prison Strength Preparation H: Paris Hilton
- Big Earl's Horse Sedatives: Robin Williams
- PuppyScream Brand Home Neuter Kit: Bob Barker
- Career Placement Services: Pauly Shore
- Coppertone Albino-Strength Sunscreen: Bryce Dallas Howard
- Osco Crazy Pills: Tom Cruise
- American Association for the Preservation of Little, Weird-shaped Baby Teeth: Kirsten Dunst

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