Are you funny? Can you rhyme song lyrics with the word boobie? Are you just the right amount of racist? If so, you might have what it takes to write CollegeHumor picture captions. Let's find out.

For our first caption contest, I picked one of my all-time favorite CH pictures. What's the best caption you can come up with for this?

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Friday morning, we'll change the picture's official caption to the best entry. The lucky author will receive credit for their joke, eternal life in the pictures section, and all the other perks that come with writing captions.

To enter, just leave your caption as a comment below. Some boring rules:
- Only one submission per user, so make it count.
- All submissions must be posted as new comments and not replies.
- Though this is a take home exam and you can take as much time as you need, you may not collaborate with other students.

Good luck!