Is that your sister?

It’s summer and I have recently came home from school out of stateto visit some friends. Here’s how it went.

Me
Friend

Hey man, I haven’t seen you in ages. How you been buddy.

Been good man, it’s been a few years since you’ve been to my house.

That’s what going to school 1000 miles away will do. Hey, was that your sister who answered the door?

Yeah…why?

Nothing. Just that, she, you know, grew up a bit. How old is she now…18?

Dude, she’s 16.

Chill dude, I’m not checking her out or anything.

Better not.

I just haven’t seen her in a while. Just noticing she’s…growing up.

Whatever man…so where we brewing it up tonight?

I don’t care…So, she drives now too.

Yes…Seriously man, stop hitting on my sister.

Whoa, stop right there. I’m not hitting on your sister. You’re my best friend. I wouldn’t do that…Besides, I can’t help it if your sister was giving me that look.

What look?

That “I’m totally vibing you at this moment” look.

Bullshit!

Sister walks in

What’s up guys.

Oh nothing much…what’s up with you little lady?

…not cool

Haha…Nothing, just baking a rack of cookies. Want some?

No, that’s alright, thanks.

I would love some. Need some help with your rack?

No, I’m fine.

walks to kitchen

I agree

DUDE!

Fucking stop with that shit already!

Ok Ok…that last bit was just a joke. She set herself up for that one. But, she does bake some good cookies.

Yeah, they are pretty good.

In fact, I think I’m going to go grub one out with your sister right now.

What!

Kidding…but seriously, she’s hot…and grew some tits. Admit it.

Get out.

It’s natural!

OUT!

Ha…I’ll call you later.

Fine…I got a new cell number.

I’ll just call the house…BYE MICHELLE!

BYE!!