How Awkward was the Date?

First dates are always awkward. The only question is how awkward? This easy to use 1 to 10 scale (of awkwardness and hypothetical inner monologue) will make any post first date recap easier, and more efficient. Enjoy.

1 – Not really all that awkward
“Hmm, she seems pretty normal. Talks a little fast though.”
2 – Sorta awkward
“Wow, it seems like we don’t have very much in common.”
3 – Kinda awkward
“We have absolutely nothing in common, that sucks.”
4 – Officially awkward
“Well, if I’d known she was a vegetarian I probably wouldn’t have taken her to Bob’s House of Beef”
5 – Wow, this is getting pretty awkward
“Wait, she’s actually a vegan?”
6 – Could this get more awkward?
“Uh oh, I think her ex is here.”
7 – This just got a whole lot more awkward
“Her ex is definately here and definately better looking than I am.”
8 – By the beard of Zeus, this is ridiculously awkward
“I really hope she can’t smell that”
9 – Please God, get me out of here.
“I can’t believe my parents actually came over to the table and said hello.”
10 – God, a lightning bolt to the face would be appreciated, see you soon.
“Why would they tell my date about the time I pissed my pants during the Lion King?”