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Graduation Cap Cut-Outs

Click for the big size, print it out, cut along the lines, cut out the center circle and you’ve got yourself a one-of-a-kind graduation cap design that will wow your friends!


The Future
Let’s stop pretending that you’ll have those lucious locks forever and face the cold hard facts: you’re going to go bald… soon. Give everyone a preview of what your scalp will look like at the ten-year reunion with this stylish cap design!


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The Resume
Fill out the information and when it comes time to toss your cap, wing that sucker frisbee-style into the area of the crowd where the business students’ parents are sitting. You’ll have a job in no time!


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The Mario Block

This artistic design incorporates many of the themes associated with graduation: nostalgia, the unknown and Super Mario. Also, you can take the cap off and make your moron friends jump up and punch it. Awesome!


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The Fateful Encounter
Four years have gone by and you still haven’t found the love of your life? Well, the clock is ticking, fool! This design takes all the work out of finding your life partner. Simply fill out the information and toss that bad boy into the air with everyone else. A week or two later you should hear from the stone fox who caught your cap and by the end of summer you two will be engaged. But what if a dude catches it? No worries, you’ve always been a little curious!


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The Tassel
Man, you sure do love boobies and it’s about time your friends, family and former-professors knew that. This tasteful design incorporates the tassel which comes with your cap to make it appear as if the woman in the photo is wearing a boobie tassel. Classy and clever!


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Congrats Seniors and Super-Seniors! Come back and visit us when you’re stuck in a cubicle making 25K a year and wishing the swift hand of death would release you from this prison called Life!

PS: If anyone actually cuts one of these out and wears it, SEND US PICS!

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