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A Man, A Plan, A Penis

by Streeter Seidell on


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In case you hadn’t heard already, a guy in China underwent Skin around the tip “a little fleshier” than he liked.

  • The 2006 model fraught with problems.

  • He and new penis just didn’t “click.”

  • Always felt like a fag when he masturbated.

  • Wouldn’t fit in the hole at the truckstop anymore.

  • Could only hold 2000 songs.

  • Decided to try to work things out with his ex-penis.

  • Details were misrepresented in original eBay listing.

  • New penis was tearing up all the furniture.

  • Old balls weren’t compatible with new penis.

  • Wife’s libido suffered due to a condition known as I’m-riding-a-dead-guy’s-dick syndrome.

  • Heard the penis came from a Tibetan, refused to have anything to do with it.

  • Missed doing the old “Guess what sexual organ is in my pants…None!” trick.

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