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Rejected versus from Mims "This is why I'm hot " song

by Lincoln Hawk on

You never wear clothes,

And watch porno around the clock,

This is why,

This is why,

This is why,

We knock


You listen to Weezer,

Eat fun-yuns and smoke a lot of pot,

This is why,

This is why,

This is why,

When we ask complex questions,

You give us no response,


Coffee comes in liquid form,

And is in a coffee pot,

This is why,

This is why,

This is why,

It’s hot


You dress like gangster,

In a suburban neighborhood,

This is why,

This is why,

This is why,

The taxi’s never stop


I stole this cd at Wal-Mart,

And I never got caught,

This is why,

This is why,

This is why,

It’s hot


You bite off human ears,

And fight your pit bulls around the block,

This is why,

This is why,

This is why,

You lost your right to box


I wear long-johns and a parka,

Whether it’s cold or not,

This is why,

This is why,

This is why,

I’m hot,


You wear lots of make-up,

Few clothes and flirt an extra lot,

This is why,

This is why,

This is why,

You think your fricken hot,


Your lazywhen wedo it,


And Its my favorite spot,


This is why,


This is why,


This is why,


I prefer the top










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