“I Swear” by All-4-One
I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky
I swear, by the Domino’s 555 Deal.
And I swear, like the shadow that’s by your side
And I swear, by Myspace, which you’re ALWAYS fuckin’ on.
I see the questions in your eyes
You look like you want to yell at me
I know what’s weighing on your mind
Is this about me making you watch Empire Strikes Back? Cause I think everyone needs to see that movie. It’s just that good.
You can be sure I know my part
I really don’t know what you want from me
Cause I stand beside you through the years
How many months have we been together now? Three? Eight?
You’ll only cry those happy tears
Honestly, the 555 Deal is so good, you could cry
And though I’ve made mistakes, I’ll never break your heart
Even though your sorority sisters told you how I felt up that freshman girl, I’m going to keep texting you until you respond
And I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky, I’ll be there
I swear, we really should get the 555 deal right now
And I swear, like the shadow that’s by your side, I’ll be there
I swear, if you check your myspace profile one more time today…
For better or worse
Only for better
Til death do us part
Til summer break when you go back home to Ohio
I’ll love you with every beat of my heart
Alright, I’ll accept your request for a facebook relationship
And I swear…
Domino’s is on its way