Lyrics Rewritten to Apply to College Relationships

“I Swear” by All-4-One

I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky

I swear, by the Domino’s 555 Deal.

And I swear, like the shadow that’s by your side

And I swear, by Myspace, which you’re ALWAYS fuckin’ on.

I see the questions in your eyes

You look like you want to yell at me

I know what’s weighing on your mind

Is this about me making you watch Empire Strikes Back? Cause I think everyone needs to see that movie. It’s just that good.

You can be sure I know my part

I really don’t know what you want from me

Cause I stand beside you through the years

How many months have we been together now? Three? Eight?

You’ll only cry those happy tears

Honestly, the 555 Deal is so good, you could cry

And though I’ve made mistakes, I’ll never break your heart

Even though your sorority sisters told you how I felt up that freshman girl, I’m going to keep texting you until you respond

And I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky, I’ll be there

I swear, we really should get the 555 deal right now

And I swear, like the shadow that’s by your side, I’ll be there

I swear, if you check your myspace profile one more time today…

For better or worse

Only for better

Til death do us part

Til summer break when you go back home to Ohio

I’ll love you with every beat of my heart

Alright, I’ll accept your request for a facebook relationship

And I swear…

Domino’s is on its way