1. Cause panic with bi-weekly suicide attempts from the top of the Daily Bugle
2. Decorate people’s houses for Halloween…then rob them
3. Take pictures of naked chicks from high rises
4. Take pictures of chicks, naked, from high rises
5. Lead the NBA in blocks
6. Get revenge on everyone from high school
7. Drive with a baby on his lap
8. Raise money for pro-choice organizations…then rob them
9. Win 1st place in every comic book convention costume contest
10. Not return library books on time
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Fixed it!
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Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
