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Willie Nelson Has A Lot Of Money

by Streeter Seidell on

Last night 3 pounds of schwag

  • 666 copies of "The Dukes of Hazzard"
  • 2 60" Plasma Flat-Panel TVs
  • 1 60" Plasma Flat-Panel TV, 12 1/2 ounces of weed to smoke while watching your new TV
  • 10,000 American flag bandannas
  • 4,000+ gallons of BioWillie™, Willie Nelson's alternative soybean based gasoline.
  • 1 year's rent at 1 years tuition at University of New Hampshire.
  • 1 1,000,000 pennies
  • 125 grams of cocaine
  • Happiness

    • What else can you get for $10,000? Leave you answers in the comments…

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