Each poorly thought out euphemism will be used in an almost-dirty sentence, so you know exactly how to use these little golden nuggets of whisper-speak.

5. Pooh's Honey Pot

"I'd love to insert my penis into Pooh's Honey Pot tonight!" This one can also be used to make anal sex sound good to kids, or to describe your connect's really sweet, tan colored marijuana.

4. Panty Vault

"I'd love to insert my penis into your Panty Vault tonight!" This one can also be used to describe the stockroom at Victoria's Secret.

3. Arby's 5 for $5.95 Deal

"I'd love to insert my penis into Arby's 5 for $5.95 deal tonight!" This one could just be my obsession with having sex with roast beef sandwiches…

2. Freshly Tarred Driveway

"I'd love to insert my penis into your freshly tarred driveway tonight!" Also used to describe anal sex after recent toilet-action.

1. That Roll in the Middle, Below the Others

"I'd love to insert my penis into that roll in the middle, below the others, tonight!" Only works for guys dating fatties. Or a basket of dinner-rolls…