Ask Optimus Prime

In anticipation of the new transformers movie, i thought i would share this with you. Optimus Prime receives thousands of letters every week urging him to share his wisdom. He has taken his time to answer a few letters.

Q:Dear Mr. Prime, I’m 16 and a sophomore in high school. My boyfriend keeps telling me that he wants to take our relationship to the next level, but i don’t know if I’m ready yet. I really like him a lot and don’t want to lose him. What should I do?-Kelli, OH

A: Megatron must be stopped… no matter the cost.

Q:Dear OP, I have lived in a wonderful neighborhood for the last 9 years with my wife and two children, and we couldn’t be more blessed. My only concern is that our neighbors often neglect the fact that their dog is constantly using our yard to do his business in. Should i say something to them? Am I making a big deal out of nothing?-Jon, MN

A:One shall stand, one shall fall.

Q:Dear Prime, In the last seven months I have been taking care of my mother in-law. She constantly needs attention, and my husband is never around to offer a helping hand. I have talked with him about possibly moving her into a nursing home and he immediately says “no.” Our love life is suffering and I am all out of patience. What do i do?-Carol, FL

A:No more games! Innocent lives are at stake!