We all want to join a cult.
And I'm not talking about those watered down homo erotic pansy parties (fraternities). Or those over-zealous elitist crack pots (organized religion). I'm talking about a regular good ole fashioned down to earth cult.
And since there are so many to pick from now a days, it can often be a confusing chore to choose the right one for you. So here's a handy little breakdown of the cults you probably don't want to join:

1) Kabbalah – Let's face it. You're not a washed out celebrity desperate for attention.
2) Black Panthers – Let's face it dawg. You ain't black enough homey.
3) Scientology – Let's face it. You got into college; you're not that stupid.br />4) Alcoholics Anonymous – Less fase it. *hiccup No un llikes a quitter.
5) Fight Club – Let's face it. You're not that emo.
6) Mortal Kombat – Let's face it. You don't want the fate of the entire Earth Realm on your shoulders.
7) ACLU – See number 3.
8) Gay Cowboys – Let's face it. That's so cliche.
9) National Rifle Association – Let's face it. You're not th – em>BANG – …

*Unless you go to Purdue. In which case, you might be too stupid.