Before you read you should know where I stand:
I love the shit out of ninjas, BUT I do not deny the total righteousness of the pirate. A ninja offers lone wolf status, awesome sneaking abilities, and other sweetness that I just can't keep my brain off of. While a pirate offers the don't give a fuck 'tude, party all thy time, steal your shit in front of your face, and being awesome at sea.
I am fucking sick of all this swiggle swaggle about ninjas and pirates. I am going to settle it once and for all and you're going to respect my words and understand that I'm the Galbz.