College: Monday 8:00 AM

Frat Guy 1 "Dude, I am going to start drinking the second I wake up! Ready…Set…GO!" Starts chugging vodka
Frat Guy 2 "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE THE KING!"
Frat Guy 3 Out of breath "Whatever loser, I'm gonna drink in my sleep!"
Frat Guy 1 "SPRING BREAK!"


Real Life: Monday 8:00 AM

Dad Slurred "You think you can be all like 'drive me to school' whenever you want? It's always me, me, me and waah, waah, waah and 'you promised you wouldn't drink anymore daddy' with you. Well, guess what! You're not my mom, And you can't tell me what to do! I'm gonna drink until you leave me alone, how bout them apples?"
Son: Crying