Streeter Seidell

Breaking Pointless News

This just in…A moose broke into the laundry room at a dorm at Northern Michigan University and we don’t have pictures yet! Do pictures of this exist? Video? Did the moose steal anyone’s laundry? We need details people.

PS. This story would be ten times funnier if the moose was Moose from ‘You Can’t Do That On Television.’

UPDATEThe Moose Has Been Spotted

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