So this is a blog. Blog rhymes with pog.
Okay, off to a good start.
My summer is going slow. Not bad. Just slow.
Last Monday I started a drawing class. It’s an easy way to grab some credit during those hot summer days.
I made a friend. Her name is Alison. She’s almost as big a geek as me.
The class is so long. 3 hours Mon-Thurs. I drew a dog. It looked like this: /L===L>
I’ve been eating better lately. My salads have less dressing. Make my Coke a diet, thank you.
Memorial Day weekend. Lots of people going down the shore. Assholes.
And a final thought: dry cleaning is pretentious. Just stop it, you d-bags.

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