One day at work, my boss came to me and said,"sam, are you busy?" I said, "no."
So he said, "push the button with your left hand." so i did
Hi, my name is sam, i have a wife and three kids, i work in a button factory, one day, my boss came to me and said,"sam, are you busy?" I said, "no."
So he said, "push the button with your right hand." so i did
Hi, my name is sam, i have a wife and three kids, i work in a button factory, one day, my boss came to me and said,"sam, are you busy?" I said, "no."
So he said, "push the button with your right foot." so i did
Hi, my name is sam, i have a wife and three kids, i work in a button factory, one day, my boss came to me and said,"sam, are you busy?" I said, "no."
So he said, "push the button with your left foot." so i did
Hi, my name is sam, i have a wife and three kids, i work in a button factory, one day, my boss came to me and said,"sam, are you busy?" I said, YES
So he left me alone only to fire me the next day for not being able to multi-task, man, what a D-bag. That is the problem with jobs that only require you to do one thing, when you are finally asked to do more, you just don't feel like it.
Let that be a lesson learned to all of you.
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