This week we salute Tennessee State's Jamel Bell. This 6-foot-4, 320 pound eighteen year old is all man, and now has a warrant to prove it!
The only thing longer than Jamel's grocery receipts is his rap sheet. Bell is charged with armed robbery with a firearm, armed carjacking, possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony, two counts of grand theft of a firearm, and the kicker: two counts of attempted felony murder.
Most people will only have the guts to commit one of these eight crimes, but Jamel was never known to half ass anything. He wanted to have his cake and try to murder the baker, too!
Also, to ensure his crime spree would get him noticed around campus, Jamel had the brilliant hindsight to perfectly time his crimes so that he would get arrested in class. That's right, he was carried away by cops during one of his morning classes. Hey, be sure to get the rest of those notes from somebody else, young man. Don't think incarceration is a good enough reason to skip next weeks quiz!
Lookin' good, Jamel. Lookin' real good!

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