Top Ten Reasons Real Life is Better than IM's

10. Dateline is easier to spot. Damn chadbrochill22.
9. Punching is more satisfying than warning.
8. Lol
7. Beer
6. Sex
5. 500 pound bearded ladies are a lot easier to tell apart from 5'5 busty blondes
4. Tans
3. Names are easier to remember than xoxxoFgAgKgExxoxoxoxk
2. Beer
1. Sex

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