The real TRUTH

Is it just me or do the Truth people make you want to smoke?Okay so I smoke already but every time their commercials featuring dead babies or large stuffed animals come on it makes me want to go outside and have a smooth, relaxing cigarette.Do you really think you’re convincing anyone not to smoke by displaying facts? Yeah because if there’s one thing that MTV & Paris Hilton has taught us is that the youth of America love cold hard facts and education.Have you seen the spokesman for these things? He has bad hair and wears huge glasses, looks like a nerd to me.What happens to nerds? That’s right they get beat up by jocks and the popular girl doesn’t even know their name. Do you want to be that guy? No you don’t.So Truth people take it from me. We all know smoking is bad.If you didn’t know that lighting something on fire and inhaling it isn’t bad then you deserve lung cancer.Its god’s way of weeding out the idiots and making you look really, really cool.If you want to end smoking make a commercial with a group of hot chicks having a bikini car wash and then have them get into a water fight with lots of slow motion shots and a montage of some sorts.What do you mean that has nothing to do with smoking?Well you know what I don’t work for you.