A conversation between a pizza and a taco

Pizza-TTTTAAAAACCCCCOOOOOO

Taco- Hola Mi Amigo

Pizza- Dude what’s that all about?

Taco- Que?

Pizza- Seriously dude I thought we were over this. I don’t know Spanish

Taco- Well I thought maybe you could make an effort to learn a little bit more about me you know like a real friend.

Pizza- Oh don’t talk to me about friendship

Taco- Not this again.

Pizza- Yeah it’s this again, you just had to get involved in everything didn’t you. First it was the taco salad, then the taco pizza, and then the taco burger. You know I have a family to take care of. How am I supposed to do that with a taco pizza taking away 20% of my profits?

Taco- Oh yeah, St. Pizza what about you?You have the pizza burger, the hot pocket, and the pizza bites and bagels. When pizza is on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime. How am I supposed to compete with that?

Pizza- Is there a pizza taco? A delicious tortilla filled with marinara sauce, pepperoni, and mozzarella cheese?NO!But don’t worry I already have my revenge!

Taco- What are you talking about?

Pizza- The next member of the taco family will be covered in pepperoni.That’s right Marta and I got it on!

Taco- Well I guess that would make us even.

Pizza- No, not Kristen!

Taco- Let’s just say she likes to go south of the border.

Pizza- (long sigh) Beers?

Taco- Cool.