Guess which desk I haven't had sex on. Go on, guess.

My psychiatrist thinks I should date. Can you help with that?

Wanna have sex? It's not like we'd never see each other again…

Meet me in the Janitor'scloset in 5 minutes. There's a mop bucket with your name on it.

Are you working hard on the clock? Cause I want to you work on my hard on… clock…

Could this be considered sexual harassment?

My mom wanted to know if you'd go out with me.

Come here often?