For those of you with Myspace and the myspace messenger you will have access to speak with Tom (considering you did not delete him) Here is an actual conversation!
ME is online 06/03/2007 01:37PM:
tom is online 06/03/2007 01:49 PM:
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ME: Hey Tom. I just got laid!
Tom: woo!
ME: I found out that my girlfriends gonna have a baby!
Tom: woo!
ME: Its not mine!
Tom: woo!
ME: I almost killed that guy
Tom: woo!
ME: but I made bail
Tom: woo!
ME: I think I'm gonna take this to the Springer Show
Tom: woo!
ME: While I'm up there I am going to look around for concerts and suggestions?
Tom: woo!
ME: Yeah! Wu-Tang Clan would be a bitchin show!
Tom: woo!
ME: dude the tickets are only $25 for front row!
Tom: woo!
ME: Thanks for the suggestion tom I’m going to get off here and check facebook
Tom : woo!
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